I ate a piece of bologna while standing in front of my refirgerator with my pants unzipped. I only stock…
Posts tagged drinking
Three remarkable things
It’s 10:56 on a Sunday night, soon I will go to bed. This is remarkable because I haven’t gone to…
Holy hangover
When I was much younger than I am now, I could drink and drink and then drink a little bit…
Fuck you clown
Darling Ones, I am typing with one eye closed. The FFJ who wants another F added to make her Fucking…
let’s set sail with captain morgan
i’m in the process of getting very drunk, because i want to. because i’m in the mood to not live…
feeling something else
in my attempts to feel something else, i decided it would be a good idea to have a drink or…
accidentally on purpose sorta
so i am drunk, again. well, again because i’ve been drunk before but really i haven’t been drunk or semi-drunk…