Even though I have not forgiven Coca-Cola or myself (because I only drink maybe two cans of soda a month)…
Posts tagged diet coke
cherry is not lime
i was so distracted by the ice-covered roads, my traveling anxiety, my lateness, and my general crappy mood that when…
a couple of high hard ones instead of low jiggly ones
on my way to the bathroom a few minutes ago, i noticed how ‘perky’ i was looking. i’m wearing a…
kickin’ the stall
i have to be to work at 9:30 tomorrow, because OHMYGODWEHAVEADEADLINE has come and gone and now we’re just in…
big flavor
jess and i went to Qdoba Mexican Grill for lunch. really it’s just a Chipotle rip-off, but it’s not quite…
bring me the diet coke
“oh, will you get me a diet coke.” “sure, need your caffiene?” “i need an iv caffiene drip.” “have you…