Even though I have not forgiven Coca-Cola or myself (because I only drink maybe two cans of soda a month) for the discontinuation of my beloved Diet Coke with Lime, I have recently dipped my…
Posts tagged diet coke
cherry is not lime
i was so distracted by the ice-covered roads, my traveling anxiety, my lateness, and my general crappy mood that when i was at the gas station today i grabbed the wrong diet coke. if i…
a couple of high hard ones instead of low jiggly ones
on my way to the bathroom a few minutes ago, i noticed how ‘perky’ i was looking. i’m wearing a bra that i never, ever, ever, ever wear. i’m not even sure how old this…
kickin’ the stall
i have to be to work at 9:30 tomorrow, because OHMYGODWEHAVEADEADLINE has come and gone and now we’re just in full-on freakout mode. so anyway, if sleep were a train leaving for chicago right this…
big flavor
jess and i went to Qdoba Mexican Grill for lunch. really it’s just a Chipotle rip-off, but it’s not quite so busy, usually. today, it was, it must have been the sunshine or something. i…
bring me the diet coke
“oh, will you get me a diet coke.” “sure, need your caffiene?” “i need an iv caffiene drip.” “have you ever tried red bull or jolt?” “oh no, i can’t have that. even a cup…