We’re six days into 2019, but damnit Darling Ones, it’s been a motherfucker so far. Let me count the ways: I’m still sick Today my furnace decided to be a total sporadically working and not…
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Frivolous, He Said.
Last night, I sat under a blanket watching the Golden Globes (ASIDE: It appears I cannot type blanket without typing blankey first, which is really weird because I never really utter the word blankey, not…
17 Reasons I am the Worst First Date Ever
Last night I had dinner at BFK & Atom’s house. It was a sort of Rock & Roll Bookclub, or at least it was supposed to be only I never got around to reading the…
why is this happening to me this week?
i think that just in time for my weekend date i will have caught a cold. i am none too pleased with this development and plan on drinking about 38 gallons of orange juice to…
bah! i want a redo.
bah! i want a redo. fridays are supposed to be easy and calm and laid back. in other news, i have made the new year’s resolution come to true here at work. my desk is…