Dear Darling Ones, Right off the bat: I loathe the way we monkey with time. Every time change fucks me…
Posts tagged Crushes
Sometimes My Brain is a Real Jerk
Dear Darling Ones, I am frustrated. I’m nearly 50* and not only do I still get crushes on men, I…
Day 93 of 200: Reverse PMS
I’m not sure if it’s the “holy shit this is so good I can’t believe I made it” butter chicken…
Your Assignment Should You Choose to Accept It: Your Favorite Song About Having a Crush
First before I get to your assignment I need to share with you my new favorite song. It’s called “Little…
8.14 crushes a day for the past 23 years
I recently (about 16 minutes ago) claimed to have had 66,283 crushes in the past 23 years. One of my…
I have a crush on you, a list
Ed Kohler’s battle with the yellow pages Catherine O’Flynn’s What Was Lost The Frumpstress on Project Runway WordTwist on Facebook….
Supergenius vs. The Forbidden Crush
Holy shit, darling ones. Have I told you about the big, bad evil crush that I have? It’s horrible and…
I have a new crush
The best part of taking writing classes at the Loft is the crushes you get on the entire class. Seriously,…
once i thought my innocence was gone, now i know that happiness goes on
the summer before i was in 7th (or it might have been 8th) grade i spent most of my time…
listen here young lady all that matters is what makes you happy
my friend jason once told me i have a trademark jodi smirk. i call it my smarmy crushgrin. it’s a…