I’m not sure if it’s the “holy shit this is so good I can’t believe I made it” butter chicken we had for CSA Supperclub tonight or if I’m burned out on being a rage-fueled…
Posts tagged Crushes
Your Assignment Should You Choose to Accept It: Your Favorite Song About Having a Crush
First before I get to your assignment I need to share with you my new favorite song. It’s called “Little Numbers” by BOY and I listened to it about 20 times yesterday. The Current dropped…
8.14 crushes a day for the past 23 years
I recently (about 16 minutes ago) claimed to have had 66,283 crushes in the past 23 years. One of my Facebook friends figured out I averaged 8.14 crushes a day. That sounded about right to…
I have a crush on you, a list
Ed Kohler’s battle with the yellow pages Catherine O’Flynn’s What Was Lost The Frumpstress on Project Runway WordTwist on Facebook. I cannot be beat. I am an anagramming machine. My new writing class Multi-grain bagels…
Supergenius vs. The Forbidden Crush
Holy shit, darling ones. Have I told you about the big, bad evil crush that I have? It’s horrible and awful and makes me bat my eyelashes in a coy manner. So there’s this adorable…
I have a new crush
The best part of taking writing classes at the Loft is the crushes you get on the entire class. Seriously, I love this new class, I just want to squish them all. Okay, that’s the…
once i thought my innocence was gone, now i know that happiness goes on
the summer before i was in 7th (or it might have been 8th) grade i spent most of my time here in Shakopee (where i live now), instead of home in Blaine (a suburb on…
listen here young lady all that matters is what makes you happy
my friend jason once told me i have a trademark jodi smirk. i call it my smarmy crushgrin. it’s a smile that cannot be kicked off my face and it totally tells everyone that i…
your my favorite thing, a list of current crushes
• the song ‘hesitating beauty’ by wilco & billy bragg • my new iTrip that fits perfectly even when Roland is wearing his sex-toy like iSkin • my new digs at work • milwaukee &…
crushes: a new list by the makers of the old list
1. every 20something boy who works at caribou coffee. i just love them coffeeboys. 2. the way that tri-kap, a coworker, calls me the evil overlord. 3. the fact that artguy is not bugging the…