I was just reading something about Johnny Depp playing Tonto and the first thing that popped into my head “PBG will probably look at that and cringe the same way I cringe at Mickey Rooney in ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s.'”

She’s not even here yet & she’s already like a spacegirl from the future.

“I Can’t Give You Anything But Love, Baby,”
“I Wanna Be Loved By You”
“Let’s Do It”
“Mack the Knife”
and “When You’re Smiling”

Songs are bad enough, but it gets even worse when you think about TV shows. For example, Pretty Little Liars is to her, according to years, what The Brady Bunch was to us. Lost is the equivalent of The Andy Griffith Show and My Three Sons. Melrose Place is her I Love Lucy. And a show like Seinfeld is basically a radio serial.

The Beatles & The Stones will probably be classical music to the PBG. Or old-timey music, like I think every time I hear Glen Miller or any kind of swing music.

Thinking about it kind of makes my head hurt.