“Does Batman have x-ray vision?” Nolan asked. “No, he doesn’t have any superpowers he only has a belt,” I said. “He has a swing gun.” “That’s not a superpower that’s a weapon.” “He has boomerangs.”…
Date Archives April 2010
Smell ya later
It’s a tricky thing, reviewing a book that’s a recommendation from a friend (or in this case an I Will Dare reader). Well, I guess it’s only tricky when you didn’t enjoy the book. If…
Twitter replies I would have made had I not been so busy working today
What the shit is women’s fiction? Who’s such a cunt? [it was Courtney Love] I will not RT no matter how much I support the project. Powerpoint is not for human use. She’s reading here…
Welcome Enid to the Supergenius fold
First, you should know, I have a tag called inappropriately named electronics. Sometimes I surprise myself. Now, on with the show. I got my first computer sometime in the mid-90s. It was a Circuit City…
Poison lyrics take on some sort of significance in times like this
I’m not sure what prompted me to go home Halloween weekend 1993, but I did. I only remember this because River Phoenix died in the wee small hours of that morning. The news hadn’t hit…
If I were a teenage lesbian in the 90s I’d have loved Ariel Schrag
When we last left off, Ariel Schrag had just finished tenth grade. As good as her freshmen and sophomore years were to read, junior year is even better. The first thing I noticed about Potential…
I haven’t even finished the book & I already learned some math
Instead of thrilling you with tall tales from crankdom, I am going to share something very special with you. It’s something I should have shared a long, long time ago (and in the world of…
Drowning Gideon: A cautionary tale
Here are two things I’ve learned tonight. Chrome bags are waterproof as fuck. Seriously. You can dump 27 ounces in that sucker and it will hold forever, only slowly seeping out after sitting around sloshy…
Oh Chachi, you make the Internet cry like Dawson
The war between Jezebel and Scott Baio is the best thing to happen on the internet all month. In fact, and I’m not ashamed to admit this, I love the Jezebel v Scott Baio junk…
How to be suspicious
Start out a little shiny because you’re covered in a thin film of sweat which is not your fault really, it’s just that you’re inappropriately dressed and it’s early spring when no business seems to…