I woke up this morning, the first time at 6:30 a.m., to discover there is a dryish, scaly-feeling sort of rash-like thing happening on the back of my neck. The right side specifically. I went to bed scale free and bam! now I have scales. Chances are I was visited by aliens while I slept. This is the only logical explanation I can think of for getting a weird right-side-of-the-back-of-the-neck rash during the night.
It kind of hurts and though I know I should, I can’t stop touching it. My inability to stop touching it will probably hasten the the alien takeover of my body (we’ve all seen V, right?) I promise to be a good alien and not shoot you dead or eat your head or go out all night eating cars. I won’t eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercurys and Subarus. I will stop, I won’t keep eatin cars and then when there’s no more cars I won’t go out at night and eat up bars where people meet face to face, dance cheek to cheek.