Comments on: Riddle me this: More problems with eating fruit

By: Thomas

Thomas — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:08:20 +0000

In addition to not moaning, try to avoid slapping it against your face or licking it lengthwise. Merely bare your teeth when you take a bite. Any men associating fellation will wince in imagined agony and avoid looking further.

Now eating push-ups? There is no way to avoid the sexual connotation. Go with it. Fly your freak flag.

By: NBFB

NBFB — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:33:49 +0000

mmm… cock of christ…

By: jodi

jodi — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 00:53:09 +0000

With a knife? Why would you ever need a knife for a banana?

By: FFJ

FFJ — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 19:37:38 +0000

when i was a wee lass in college, the nuns used to slice a piece off with a knife and then eat it off the knife. they too felt like they were gobbling a giant cock. but to them i guess it was the cock of christ.

think i’m going to hell for that….

By: zook

zook — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 19:36:40 +0000

I would recommend not moaning when you eat it or saying “yeah, how’s that feel” after each bite;)

Try being a guy and a eat a banana at work. I also break into pieces just to avoid the inevitable jokes. After awhile no one pays attention and it doesn’t seem weird anymore.