Last night, Max announced that he really needed a blog. “What would you write on a blog?” I asked. “I’d use the keyboard Aunt Jodi,” he said, air-typing. “No,” I said. “What would you write…
Date Archives July 2006
Holtz is busting my balls on the spelling of a made up word
So, you be the judge is Jay saying “noyg noyg noyg” or is he saying “noinch noinch noinch?”
It beats the hell out of singing Billy Joel songs while rocking gently under my desk
When work gets so busy and so stressful to the point that I can’t breathe, I just repeat this little rap to myself over and over: fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck…
Rock rock rock rock rock and roll high school
For the past three weeks, Sister #2 and I have spent each Monday evening at the Minneapolis Central Library (incidentally the library is brand new and stunning) taking a rock and roll class. The class,…
i heart Michael Schaub
I heart Michael Schaub: “I am apparently the only person who really, really wants to buy a funnel cake from Philip Roth.”
Wherein Sister #4 seriously fucks with my morning mojo
It’s nearly 11 a.m. and I’ve already eaten half the lunch I brought to work. It’s all Sister #4’s fault. She’s finished working and is spending the week getting ready for the big move to…
On being haughty instead of a hottie
As the Stink, Sister #2, Sister #3, and I were driving to the Acme Comedy Club (to celebrate Jodi Hanson’s, unofficial Sister #5, birthday) we got on the subject of how I was haughty. Apparently…
One Snooch to Rule Them All*
* The credit for the awesome title of this post goes to Aden, there has been no better title for a review of Clerks 2 that I have seen. There aren’t many movies I’m willing…
And I thought about praying
Sister #4 is at a Saints game with Amandahugnnkiss, and the livingroom is lit by the glow of Jed and an A Different World re-run (it’s now on Nick@Nite which is about the best thing…
Information Question
So I’m wondering what color to paint the master bedroom. So uh, what color is your bedroom? Why did you choose that color?