So I figured that I might as well just get all the naughtiness right out.
This morning before work, I downloaded the audiobook of Lolita as read by Jeremy Irons.
I’ve probably read the book Lolita a dozen times. I’ve seen the movies a bunch of time, and yet I still downloaded the audiobook. Why? Because I wanted to have the naughty thrill of having Jeremy Irons reading the book to me. I developed a Jeremy Irons fetish back in college when I watched him fuck Juliette Binoche while hanging from a curtain rod in the move “Damage.”
So yeah the audiobook verison of Lolita pretty much plays upon a majority of my fetishes: being read to by an older-than-me man with an accent. Say it with me, yummy.
I warn you now, I will be spending the next two weeks driving to work with a beatific smile on my face and all my girl parts ablaze.