World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed

For my birthday some of my Westernerd pals made a little song in my honor. It’s filled with inside Westernerd jokes (i.e. how i always say Monkey broke my glasses and my insane crush on a Westernerd who goes by the name Smoo), but you’ll still dig it. So the song is called i’m Always late and sung to the tune of Can’t Hardly Wait:
send you a PM tomorrow
tonight i got to practice again
someone got some glasses i can borrow
monkey broke mine again
for loving sven
you say that i’m so damn cocky
so i’ll just flip you off
and sigh. . . gfy
smoo he rides beside me
he’s got no arms so he has no choice
hurry up hurry up
i’m already late for work
fucking 8:30 meetings, already need a nap
my vibe brightens up a denny’s
mike doughty can’t resist
sweet rob on thursday evening
and ruby’s running great
i know what time show up
but you know, i’m always late
i’m always late
always late
always late
i’m always late
always late
i’m always late
yeeeaaahh

(here it morphs into i Will Dare)
how dumb is smoo
how old am i?
let’s count the number of crush lists of mine
meet me at the loft or at the lodge or on the net
well meet me there tonight
and read all about it on i will dare

oh meet at the loft or at the lodge or on the net
oh meet me there tonight
and read all about it on i will dare

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2 Comments

  1. FFJ 06.Jun.06 at 4:17 pm

    i think we should plug that into the karoke machine at Grumpy’s and the Vodo can sing it to ya.

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  2. Monkey is an Innocent Man 06.Jun.06 at 7:32 pm

    I didn’t break nothin’ and you know it. 😉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    Reply

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