Dear Slayer, I, jodichromeysupergenius aka jodi, queen of the underground would like to extend this formal invitation to you and your cohorts and your fans and people of your ilk to kiss my ass. Nice…
Date Archives April 2006
Writer’s Workshop Drinking Game
To make the last night of the vodo’s class a bit more interesting Kelly, Mike, and I played the Workshop Drinking Game. Before class we sat down and wrote down all the workshop cliches we…
don’t listen hard, i don’t pay attention
I have rather large eyes. In fact, there’s a running joke in the Sisterclub about my large eyes. All you have to do to dissovle us into giggles is say, “Sorry about your bug eyes.”…
being nostalgic for 2004 is so much bullshit
Some two years ago, I used to spend a lot of time lounging about with my hand down my pants watching Dawson’s Creek or talking on the phone. Last night that’s exactly what I did…
lyrics like “i must confess, i want to get undressed” are just not appropriate here
Yesterday when I fueled up Ruby, I bought two bottles of Mixed-berry flavored Vitamin Enhanced Water Beverage. I only enjoyed the refreshing berryness of one of those bottle. As I left one in Ruby to…
i have a robot
Clearly Peewee is the only one who listens to anything I have to say when it comes to my one true heart’s desire — because it was she who finally caved to my incessant demands…
word to your moms, i come to drop bombs
i totally blame FFJ for the weird dream i had last night. after i told her about the blog outing she told me to make up a hot and horny sex dream about the vodo,…
on broadway
High Fidelity is gonna be a Broadway musical. i’m sure it will suck, but i still wanna see it. NY in December, anyone? (thanks UH)
fighting something that is core to my very being
i’m late. i’m always late. i was born like 2 weeks late, so i think there’s some sort of gentic thing to blame. my lateness is my worst, most annoying habit of all time. it…
the island of butt
last night after bookclub, max started to show me his latest song and dance routine. it went a little something like this: “there once was an island called butt” here you fling your legs out…