By Jodi Chromey

Paperback: 224 pages
Publisher: Owl Books (May 1, 2007)
Language: English
ISBN: 0805076476
Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches

Summary:

Joni Chomey is a 30-something womam who has learned to live with her larger-than-life expectation when it comes to men, her job, her family, her world. This is because she is extrordinarily tall (“And of course Women’s Professional Basketball had to start AFTER I was too old for it”), and extrodinary opinionated about her world. She puts those opinions into words, and those words take shape on a web page that she runs in her free time – because she lives in Minnesota, which she says should have a motto of, “Minnesota: Cold, But You Will Have Lots of Free Time.”

All goes well in the life of Joni Chomey until – one day! – pirates attack! But they are very stupid pirates, as they have just invaded the land of 1,000 lakes, and instead of hitting those high seas, wound up at Jodi’s appartment.

But she is a ninja! And she kung-ful beats them all down. Except for the captain of course, who is atually actor Johnny Depp.

And so begins their advetnrues, together. Joni and Johnny cross the high seas, passionate bursting from their bosoms since neither have a bra on.

It’s the type of adventure that only comes once in a lifetime, from the type of writer that comes only when she’s “practicing.”

It’s I WILL DARE, a story of a lady who decides to take the future into her own hands (with the help of Johnny Depp and some ninjas).

Looks for it soon, at a bookstore near you!

Well, at least it was for a nudity comment, so I have that going for me, which is nice.