dear jess, i am so sorry. so so so sorry. please accept these my sincerest of apologies. it was cruel and unusual to subject you to such a meaningful rendition of Cory Hart’s seminal hit…
Date Archives April 2005
just make the pain go away
ok, i’m not really in any pain at all. i’m just damn crabby and blue, which is sort of painful in some way. also, just so you know, my co-workers were telling me how the…
the return of the ivory-billed woodpecker
“Just to think this bird made it into the 21st century gives me chills,” he said. “It’s like a funeral shroud has been pulled back, giving us a glimpse of a living bird, rising Lazarus-like…
you’ve abandoned me, witty don’t live here anymore
i’ve been embroiled the last few days in work, sleeping and going to work. plus i’m in full-on monthly hormonal depression which has left me oddly silent. odd, because i am never silent. but when…
late-breaking crush developments
there has been an update to the Crush of the Day! my new crush of the day is my pal Monkey. see, monkey is a westernerd who just hooked me up with my new all-time…
spring is when a girl’s fancy turns to thoughts of love: the current crush list
1. D’Amico and Sons Turkey Cherry Salad 2. the song album of the year by the good life. 3. Stuart Dybek 4. aveda control paste . 6. me, the supergenius, for staying true to myself…
debating the levels of geekdom
yesterday i was on the phone chatting with my friend The Reporter when we got into a nasty debate music geekdom. it started beause he asked me who the all-time best canadian musician was. “neil…
the funkdoobiest
the date on the calendar tells me that, yes, it is in fact time for me to go crazy. and i’m doing a pretty damn good job of it. irrationality, how i love thee. today,…
love is eating cold macaroni and cheese
on saturday the sisterclub and various hangers-on (by that i mean kidlings, spouses and spouses to be) ventured to the mall to get yet another family picture taken. yes, it was only a mere three…