i’ve just finished addressing and licking and whatnotting my christmas cards. monday i will venture forth into the post office and buy some more stamps. you should probably pray that i make it out alive, because the odds are not so good.

also, i’ve discovered that there has got to be a better address keeping system than the one i got. the one i got involves just keeping old mail from people who have sent me stuff. see, it has their return address on there. this would be pretty nifty method if A.) i consistently kept mail in one spot and B.) i didn’t tear open mail like a demented four year old.

so if you’re wondering to get the internet’s sweetheart for christmas, how about an address book?

p.s. if you get an empty envelope, it’s from me. i had a little problem with the lickem part sticking.