Comments on: the PMS express https://iwilldare.com/2004/08/the-pms-express/ A little bit of heaven & A whole lot of hell Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:56:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.1 By: Thomas https://iwilldare.com/2004/08/the-pms-express/#comment-9692 Mon, 16 Aug 2004 17:28:37 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=4198#comment-9692 The teacher is reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She gets to the part where the first foolish piggie goes to build his house. “He said to the man, ‘Please sir, I’d like some straw to build a fine house for my brothers and I.’ What do you suppose the man said to the silly little piggie?”, she solicited. Little Tommy stood up and raised his hand. “Yes, Tommy. Go ahead.” Tommy took a deep breath. “He said ‘Holy shit! A talking pig!'”

Whenever someone comes up to you for the rest of the day and asks you to do something, assigns you something or even just visits, I dare you not to laugh as you mentally give the knee jerk mental reaction of, “Holy shit! A talking pig!”

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