Comments on: calendar girl

By: UH

UH — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 00:14:08 +0000

So I read “donut sprinkler”, and while I know that you probably meant someone or something that puts the little sprinkles on the donuts (it’s that mustachioed guy…”time to make the donuts”), I actually had a picture in my head of a lawn sprinkler that was spraying donuts all over the lawn instead of water.

Which would be totally cool, if you think about it. The Lawn of Donuts would be a tourist attraction that people would drive literally tens of miles to see.

By: jodi

jodi — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:21:33 +0000

go back and look, sometimes in august 2003, i’d look up the exact date, but i have to work here.

also, my stomach hurts and i want to cry. that is all.

By: the TTHM

the TTHM — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 18:42:28 +0000

Fajitas with YKW? What the fuck? I abbreviate you JFC as in jesus fucking christ, eh? And fajitas? You are so on crack…

And mine’s not a calendar, it’s a ‘Day at a Glance’, the premier top dollar thingey to write boring things in, like:
“she couldn’t wait for him to become a distant memory” and “deus ex machina — an improbable plot device to resolve a difficult situation” cause that’s what Donnie Darko screams at the end of the world and next to your name in the back “an honest, difficult but ultimately fun woman” because sometimes i really have to remember that, you know?

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 14:45:46 +0000

I give lots of things. It’s not MY fault you have more interesting things that are calendar worthy.

Boo!