By: Chicken Little

Chicken Little — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 11:31:42 +0000

And then this one brother of a friend of my cousin licked an envelope he bought at the dollar store, and it caused a mini-paper cut. No problem, right? WRONG! A cockroach laid eggs on the adhesive (it’s a scientific fact cockroaches will lay eggs in adhesive) and when he cut his tongue, some of them lodged in his tongue, and then, like two weeks later, his tongue split open and these cockroaches crawled out while he was at the vet. His dog was choking on something, and it turned out to be the finger of a burglar who broke into the house. When he went back to his car, he found a bloody stump of an arm with a hook hanging from the doorknob. He got into the car and heard these weird scraping noises on the roof of his car, and when he pulled away, he found his girlfriend was hanging from a tree and the only thing that was supporting any of her weight was the roof of the car. Driving home, he saw this car driving around with no lights on, and when he flashed his lights at it, the gang members inside started to shoot at him (everyone knows the Crips to this as a gang initiation), but when they caught up to him, he was already dead from eating “Pop Rocks” and drinking Coke. It’s all 100% true; It was reported on CBS, CNN, MSNBC, Oprah!

By: itsy

itsy — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 21:07:03 +0000

No man. A friend once opened up a granola bar and found a LIVE bug eating it. It was sealed and the bug was alive. Ick.

By: andrea

andrea — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 21:05:24 +0000

i would totally eat it.

By: heather

heather — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 20:23:05 +0000

yes! but, i would start eating from the un-nibbled end up until just before the nibbled bit, just in case.

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