Comments on: because i’m still 15

By: dana

dana — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 22:39:27 +0000

Nickname: Fluff
Age: 34
Dependents: Grandma, Malcolm, Tiny, Timmy, Bobby Sox, the porn industry.
Method of wasting time: Filling out questionnaires.
Personality: The glass is half-empty. And it needs to be washed. And there’s a crack in it.
Priority One: Integrity.
Personal hell: complacency
Livelihood: Customer servitude
Blood type: O positive.
Candy: Cake’s my thing.
That girl: whose always trying to get into the locker room and look at the other girls, I guess.
Food nemesis: vegetables of all sorts.
Broken bone count: nicht.
Never been to: Cliff Clavin’s kitchen.
Soap: Lever 2000
Self-amusement: cars, wine, fantasizing about destroying the neo-con’s hold on power.
Astrological sign: Libra but don’t tell anyone.
Worst class ever: math, oh yeah.
Wornout childhood toy: stuffed bunny rabbit.
Place of origin: California. Please stop calling it Cali.
Suspensions from school: 1
Compulsive: wine buyer, overanalyzer.
Foible: arrogance.
Humor: dry, dry, very dry.
Color: boring blue
Pizza: Round Table!
Lucky number: 18

By: FFJ

FFJ — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 16:55:19 +0000

Nickname: ffj
Age: 33
Dependents: 2 – husband and dog
Method of wasting time: tv
Personality: shy
Priority One: good manners
Personal hell: hair on my chinny chin chin
Livelihood: hr bitch
Blood type: O
Candy: cotton
That girl: who always laughs too loud
Food nemesis: pork
Broken bone count: 2 toes
Never been to: egypt
Soap: anything peach
Self-amusement: day-dreaming
Astrological sign: gemini
Worst class ever: history
Wornout childhood toy: beanie baby (before there were Beanie Babies)
Place of origin: minnesota
Suspensions from school: 1 1/2
Compulsive: eater
Foible: depression
Humor: dark and sarcastic
Color: purple
Pizza: tombstone
Lucky number: 13

By: Thomas

Thomas — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 11:56:37 +0000

Nickname: Tombo (family.) Tater (work.)
Age: 33.
Dependents: Lucky-Baby, Mocha-Baby, Gemini-Butt, Scouty-Butt (Girl cats are “Baby”, boy cats are “Butt”.)
Method of wasting time: Blog commenting/reading, DVD watching.
Personality: Gregarious to a fault.
Priority One: Honor.
Personal hell: Political Correctness.
Livelihood: Managing Techdoof.
Blood type: A positive.
Candy: Real Mackinac Island fudge.
That guy: remembered everyone’s name at the party.
Food nemesis: Mushrooms: The reproductive organ of the fungus. I prefer not to eat fungus schlong.
Broken bone count: 1: My pinky toe on my right foot.
Never been to: Japan, but know enough Japanese to live there.
Soap: Suave for Men body wash.
Astrological sign: Virgo.
Worst class ever: Middle school math or 3rd year Calculus; Both teachers hated computers and calculators. Technophobes piss me off.
Wornout childhood toy: Enterprise playset by Mego.
Place of origin: South Bend, Indiana.
Suspensions from school: 1: In middle school, I told an english teacher she was a cold hearted bitch whose lot in live was so depressing that she consoled herself by educating her students so inadequately that they would never get a better job than she had, making herself feel better about her career. (I was in trouble for having read through the whole semester’s workbook in a week and did all of the tear-out homework assignments “ahead of schedule”.)
Compulsive: Procrastinator, sex addict.
Foible: Procrastinator, sex addict.
Humor: Any subject, unless it’s viciously at my expense. Laugh with me, not at me.
Color: Dark neon blue (almost purple.)
Pizza: Meats, meats, meats with Hungry Howie’s Butter Cheese Crust.
Lucky number: Multiples of, and including, 5. Even numbers too.