Hey I’ve been thinking of a new sensation, I’m picking up a good vibration …I wanna go south n get me some more … hey they say that a stitch in time saves nine.. they say I better stop-or I’ll go blind…they say I better get a chaperone because I can’t stop messin’ with the danger zone,…. No I won’t worry and I won’t fret–ain’t no law against it yet

Joni Mitchell’s “Raised on Robbery”:

I’m a pretty good cook, I’m sitting on my groceries. Come up to my kitchen I’ll show you my best recipes.

Paula Cole’s, “Feelin Love”:

You make me feel like a sticky pistil leaning into a stamen…. like the Amazon’s running between my thighs …like a candy apple red and horny … like I wanna be a dumb blond in a centerfold, the girl next door,and I would open the door and I’d be all wet with my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt that I’m wearin’ and you would open the door and tie me up to the bed…
whew!

Dirty? Nah, just straightforward. I do dig the tune. It’s part of my 1:00 Booty Shake mix right now.

“I’ll take it anywhere
that you wanna go right now”

*cough*

the first time i heard that lyric it was my fourteen year old male cousin singing it.