i had to put on pants and i’m none too thrilled about it. one should not be required to wear pants on a sunday. i think it needs a constitutional amendment. i’m soon off to sister #2’s for the memorial day hooha. i had to make potato salad. that’s a lot of fucking work. of course my sisters the slackers are bringing buns, paper plates, and chips. how fair is that?
in other news, expect much drunkeness for the internet’s sweetheart. sister #4 is driving which makes me responsibility free. FREE!
finally, there are only SEVEN MORE DAYS until my birthday. you should probabyl start to panic a little bit now.