in honor of national poetry month, i present you with: Edge by Sylvia Plath The woman is perfected. Her dead Body wears the smile of accomplishment, The illusion of a Greek necessity Flows in the…
Date Archives April 2004
you can’t take it back
this morning, before i came to work, i dropped my entry for the Speakeasy contest into the mailbox. just thinking about it sort of makes my stomach hurt. this is the first time i’ve tried…
i want this
wondering what to get your most favorite internet sweetheart for her birthday? if you don’t want to send beautiful orange flowers (which is what i want) you can get me the Searching for Inspiration Spiral…
my latent nesting instinct
i dream of throw pillows. when i got home from work yesterday, i cleaned my stove. it was gross. while taking breaks from various other kitchen cleaning type activities, i searched the internet for coffee…
mars bonfire
“i just love the way you always call him fucker,” the TTHM said, making him the winner of the best line for the day. . . though bonnie came close with her weird west-wing speak…
snuffie II on the prowl
sources close to me tell me that there’s another freakishly tall, somewhat cute guy that works here. i have yet to lay eyes on him, perhaps he will have to become snuffleupagus II. i saw…
i don’t feel like being cohesive
A. sometimes i think iwilldare.com needs its very own message board, but then i think then it would be entirely more work than i’m willing to do. B. i need a story idea, anyone got…
irrepressible
my face is wearing that kind of smug grin that makes me look like i’m up to something. i can’t seem to keep the grin down, it just keeps popping up – even though i’m…
my love’s in jeopardy
i just had to have a very frank, heart-to-heart conversation with webboy. for those of you following along at home webboy is a co-worker who used to sit next to me until they moved him…