Comments on: a case of the februaries https://iwilldare.com/2004/02/a-case-of-the-februaries/ A little bit of heaven & A whole lot of hell Sun, 25 Nov 2007 22:05:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.1 By: dainec https://iwilldare.com/2004/02/a-case-of-the-februaries/#comment-8996 Fri, 27 Feb 2004 00:37:51 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=3900#comment-8996 You need a relaxing, full-body massage.

If there’s a knife lodged in there, a well-trained massage therapist will be able to remove it and apply pressure to stem the flow of blood while screaming for someone to call 911.

]]> By: Brandon https://iwilldare.com/2004/02/a-case-of-the-februaries/#comment-8995 Thu, 26 Feb 2004 18:26:10 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=3900#comment-8995 But it’s almost March! and that’s when my birthday is, so now you have a reason to be happy! See how easy that was?!

]]> By: the TTHM https://iwilldare.com/2004/02/a-case-of-the-februaries/#comment-8994 Thu, 26 Feb 2004 15:20:32 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=3900#comment-8994 Pain right between the shoulder blades? First, check for a knife. I know it seems obvious but most office workers overlook this. There’s a good reason why the Japanese always have their desks face the door instead of the wall.

Lost smile? Check the bathroom mirror. That’s where I left mine this morning and I’ll be damned if I’m walking all the way back to get it.

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