Sorry about the date being a stinker. I’m proud of you that it wasn’t a huge deal for you, and that it didn’t make you question yourself.

You’re a very special, beautiful girl, Jodi. You mean a lot to me and to the rest of your readers.

And for those of you taking bets, I was NOT the oaf who wrote to someone in Jodi’s life and upset them, altrhough I’m afraid that people would get that impression from my M.O.

But (as of yet) I have not received any dismissive missives from the Miss who run this. Should it ever come to this, where I would be dismissed by a missive, I would be remiss and feel a great abyss where there was bliss due to the loss of a kiss that I wish.

Alliteration; The devil’s volleyball.