embarrassing problems

i think i might have developed a sudden allergy to Tide. or maybe i’ve developed and allergy to my shower gel. i dunno what the hell the problem is but my breasts itch like nobody’s business. there’s no rash, i’ve checked. no other part of my body is itchy, just my breasts. specifically my cleavage. i can’t determine what the cause of such itchiness could be. but it’s getting bad, it’s distractingly, can’t-keep-my-hands-off-them itchy. and i just don’t know what to do.

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  1. Natalie 03.Jun.03 at 8:05 pm

    You could be having a reaction to your own cleavage sweat. Try this – get a 100% cotton bra, like a granny “lift and separate” type thing so they’re not pushed against each other and try that out – that may make a difference.

    (I get that sometimes myself with those synthetic, “Use my boobs as a tray” kinda bras.)

  2. UH 03.Jun.03 at 8:21 pm

    “They” say that when someone is talking about you, your ears burn, and when someone is thinking about you your nose itches.

    My guess is someone was thinking about your breasts. I’ll give you two guesses as to whom.

  3. jodi 03.Jun.03 at 9:09 pm


  4. Jake of 8bitjoystick.com 03.Jun.03 at 9:31 pm

    poor girl. wish i was there with some cortazone. I would rub it on personally.

  5. Natalie 04.Jun.03 at 7:57 am


    Oh, you meant that other Natalie up there…

  6. Thomas 04.Jun.03 at 9:02 am

    My ears were burning, what’s up Heathen?

  7. Keanuette 04.Jun.03 at 6:45 pm

    Hydrocortisone will help.