Comments on: a question of etiquette

By: Tasha

Tasha — Fri, 03 Oct 2003 22:30:43 +0000

When you are at a meeting you should never have gum in your mouth to begin with and why would you have a noise ring whaile also at a meeting.You should think what would happen before you put the gum in your mouth and you also have to know if your aloud to have gum at this meeting.After you are done with the meeting then you can put gum in your mouth at your desk when no one is looking because then someone will ask for gum.Do your self a favor and don’t chew gum at a meeting.

By: Wes

Wes — Sun, 18 May 2003 12:12:14 +0000

And you’re tall. Don’t forget the tallness.

By: jodi

jodi — Sat, 17 May 2003 01:47:00 +0000

no way, i don’t get many dates because i’m kind of a snarky, intimidating bitch.

By: Diva

Diva — Fri, 16 May 2003 21:42:11 +0000

Maybe this is the reason why you don’t get many dates….

By: Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 16 May 2003 14:52:30 +0000

Gum on the nose ring is like gum on the nose, so the same rules apply; If the gum stays on your own nose (and associated decor), chew it more. If the gum is now attached to someone else’s nose (or accoutremont), let it go.

You may ask yourself, “Self, how does one’s own gum wind up on someone elses nose?”

Well lets conjecture that you haven’t had much experience blowing bubbles, but desperately want to do so. You put the gum in front of your teeth, held down with your lips. Also, you’re so anxious for a bubble that you’ve been chewing it constantly for the past 15 minutes, making it pliable and very wet and slippery. You begin to blow air, but nothing is happening. You blow harder, blood pressure rising, and still no bubble. You tense up and blow for all your worth, sending the gum shooting out of your mouth like a gum cannon and smack into the center (scent-er) of someone else’s face. That’s how it would happen…

Theorhetically… Not that it has ever happened to me in 3rd grade on a field trip to the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago… Er… I gotta go, or something…