Comments on: crack a smile

By: jodi

jodi — Thu, 07 Nov 2002 20:06:44 +0000

that one made me laugh right out loud!

Wes — Thu, 07 Nov 2002 20:05:13 +0000

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

ketut — Thu, 07 Nov 2002 14:16:32 +0000

My daughter Zoe’s favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Christopher — Wed, 06 Nov 2002 21:54:35 +0000

What did Tarzan say when he saw three elephants come walking up the path?

“Here come three elephants!”

What did Jane say?

“Here come three prunes!” (She was colorblind)

The preceding was a demonstration of the effects of reading “101 Elephant Jokes” at the age of six.

Dick — Wed, 06 Nov 2002 20:59:29 +0000

A termite jumps up on the bar and asks “where is the bar tender?”