Comments on: yeah, you should wear your heart on your sleeve

By: Jodi

Jodi — Sun, 07 Jul 2002 12:44:11 +0000

I used to be “in love” (*cough*) with a guy who had more hair on his back than he did on his head. You could have fashioned a sweater out of his growth. Everyone used to make fun of it (and thank god he kept it hidden, but you could almost see its puffiness through his shirt, damn it), but I would claim that I didn’t mind at all because I “loved” him. Now that the love has been replaced with a delightful variety of apathy, the mere thought of his back hair makes me wish for a lobotomy.

Wax it, boys. If women can suffer the humiliation of Brazilian bikini waxes, surely you can endure the pain of a back wax. Now get of here, and don’t come back until it’s safe for me to look at you without engaging my gag reflex.

By: jodi

jodi — Sat, 06 Jul 2002 14:05:37 +0000

if you don’t watch out i will tell you the story about trish, who we used to call hairy nips.

By: ShADe

ShADe — Sat, 06 Jul 2002 12:34:10 +0000

the image you painted of a hairy back covered in sunscreen sickened me…. I refuse to read anymore of your back hair rants. However if you follow up on the “perky niddler breasts” send me an email…

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 06 Jul 2002 02:08:50 +0000

It’s been my expierence that nost women don’t like hairy back…glad I don’t have one.
And being single sucks…or at least being alone does..