Comments on: eight days a week . . . https://iwilldare.com/2002/05/eight-days-a-week/ A little bit of heaven & A whole lot of hell Wed, 29 May 2002 23:07:48 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.2 By: Thomas https://iwilldare.com/2002/05/eight-days-a-week/#comment-4314 Wed, 29 May 2002 23:07:48 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=1895#comment-4314 I’d buy you something dorky, like a “punching nun” doll from Archie McPhee, but I just “met” you.

I’d send a card, but I missed the “Funny, talented Web Girl/Woman” section at Hallmark.

I’d buy you a pet, but pets are inappropriate gifts! Pets should be picked by the person themselves. (This message sponsored by the ASPCA)

Instead, I’ll wish you a happy birthday now, in case the tedium of modern life pulls me away from your charming dialogue my Google searched turned up. And with that wish goes my hopes you’ll be happy, healthy, and well compensated in the year to come. (And really well laid, providing you meet the man of your dreams.)

Yes, I’m a well-meaning cheap bastard, wah hey?

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