Comments on: reason #423 to be afraid of the keebler elves https://iwilldare.com/2001/12/reason-423-to-be-afraid-of-the-keebler-elves/ A little bit of heaven & A whole lot of hell Thu, 20 Nov 2003 14:43:52 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.1 By: Laura https://iwilldare.com/2001/12/reason-423-to-be-afraid-of-the-keebler-elves/#comment-2891 Thu, 20 Nov 2003 14:43:52 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=1260#comment-2891 You people are all freaks! Everyone knows that elves are powerfully sweet and kind…it’s those knomes and circus clowns that are evil.

]]> By: Katie https://iwilldare.com/2001/12/reason-423-to-be-afraid-of-the-keebler-elves/#comment-2890 Thu, 06 Mar 2003 02:57:48 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=1260#comment-2890 I love Ernie I’m gonna get him tattooed on me

]]> By: Carol Thompson https://iwilldare.com/2001/12/reason-423-to-be-afraid-of-the-keebler-elves/#comment-2889 Wed, 05 Mar 2003 13:47:39 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=1260#comment-2889 Why do elves like keeble cookies?

]]> By: Ernie the Keebler Elf https://iwilldare.com/2001/12/reason-423-to-be-afraid-of-the-keebler-elves/#comment-2888 Wed, 05 Dec 2001 15:28:00 +0000 https://iwilldare.com/?p=1260#comment-2888 You know, us elves used to really enjoy this site until now. We’re saddened to find that you don’t like us or our music, yet you’ll eat our treats.

I guess Papa Smurf was right. Never date a girl over 3’2″!!!

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