my eyes have begun to vibrate ever so gently inside of their sockets. my entire insides feel sorta jiggly and my mind is racing roughly 94,281 miles a minute. i blame this on the extra…
Date Archives December 2001
embarrassing moment of the day
here, let’s file this away as one of my most embarassing (more embarrassing then the time i pulled the bra out of my backpack while trying to pay at the gas station) moments of my…
screaming out the window at the stars
would the person who sent me better than ezra’s “how does your garden grow?” kindly stand up? how can i send you good vibes, mojo, juju and what not, wish good things for you if…
holiday hooha part I is officially over
aye carumba! why are the holidays so exhausting? i never thought playing games would wear me out so. but then maybe it was that bottle of wine yesterday, the 318,389 nights in a row with…
so this is christmas
so this is christmas and what have you got? you’ve got one, 6’5″ single, drunk, messy-haired, content, happy and overly-exhausted minnesotan. well, you could have her with $4.96 and a $0.83 coupon. thus far there…
And Unto You a Child is Born
Twenty-seven years ago today the course of my life was forever altered. I went from being the precocious, adorable only-child of my parents, to the responsible eldest sister. On this day a child was born…
and unto you a child is born
new jodi goodness is up at backwash!
troubles be gone!
nothing like creating lame websites and listening to motley crue to take your troubles away.
interesting, very, very interesting.
hey darling ones, some of you might find this most interesting.