“If you think you got something to say and if you need an audience which cannot run screaming attend meetings. The feeblest minds can (and do) shine in meetings. Meetings are ideal for people who otherwise would struggle to find a meaning for their lives. You can waste a lot of time doing nothing productive and yet you get paid for it. “

Geeze. You think you guys had never DONE this before. It goes like this:

Dear Jesus,

I ask

You to help with my task

Of making my life

The easiest bask

And destroy everyone

Who might keep me from fun

And smite with Your wrath

All who stand in my path

And if I’m ever mistaken

Help me lie without quakin’

Don’t let me get caught,

And don’t let me get shot

And I promise I promise

I will pray a lot!

Not very good, I know, but it works. My path is littered with the corpses of the Jesu-smitten!