Charlie the Unicorn

Charlie the Unicorn. If it doesn’t make you giggle like a 20-year-old stoner, you’re probably defective.


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15 Comments

  1. Damon 30.Jan.07 at 12:59 am

    dubTF? I was waiting for him to charge the other two and throw them off the “magical” bridge.

  2. Jodi 30.Jan.07 at 1:44 pm

    Shun the non-believer!

  3. Jodi 01.Feb.07 at 4:47 pm

    For all you googlers:
    Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
    Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
    When you get inside you will find yourself a cheery land
    Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
    They’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
    Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
    It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
    It’s the Mecca of love the candy cave
    They’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
    Candy rats, chocolate bats it’s a wonderland of sweets
    Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
    Candy bells it’s a treat as they march across the land
    Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
    Turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy tree
    In the candy cave the imagination runs so free
    so now Charlie will you please go into the cave.

  4. Flannery 05.Feb.07 at 8:26 pm

    “It’s a leopluradon charlie a magical Leopluradon.

  5. unknown 05.Feb.07 at 11:34 pm

    charrrrrrrrllllliiiiieeee chaaaaaaarlllllieeeeee charrrrrrrrrrllllllliiiiieeeeee chaaaaaaarllliiieeee

  6. paul 07.Feb.07 at 1:50 pm

    im right here what dya want?

  7. paul 07.Feb.07 at 1:53 pm

    we’re on a bridge Charlie!!!

  8. Jen 08.Feb.07 at 11:55 pm

    We’re here! Omg there really is a candy mountain!

    SHun the NoN-bElIeVeR!

  9. chloe 10.Feb.07 at 2:21 pm

    charlie non-believer…….shunnn……shunnnannn

  10. chloe 10.Feb.07 at 2:28 pm

    it would be an adventure….we’re going on an adventure….charlie

  11. chloe 10.Feb.07 at 2:31 pm

    ( blue unicorn:) he has spoken…(pink unicorn: )it told us the way…(charlie: )it didnt say anything….

  12. chloe 10.Feb.07 at 2:33 pm

    (blue unicorn:)candy moutain …candy moutain fill me with sweet sugary goodness

  13. patty 12.Feb.07 at 8:46 pm

    were goin to candy mountain…come with us charlie

  14. Jules 13.Feb.07 at 6:38 pm

    YA?, WELL I GOT ALL THE LYRICS :

    Charlie the Unicorn Script”

    Blue: Heeeeeey Charliee, hey charlieee, wake up
    Pink: yeah charlie, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup.
    Charlie: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty friggin important, is the meadow on fire
    Blue: Noooo Charlie, we found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy mountain charlie
    Pink: yeah, charlie, we’re going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with us charlieee
    Blue: yeah charlie, it will be an adventureee, we’re going on an adventure charliee
    Charlie: yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now
    Blue: nooooo, charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain
    Pink: yeah charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness
    Charlie: please stop bouncing on me
    Blue: CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee
    Pink:yeah, candy mountain
    Charlie: alright fine, ill go with u to candy mountain
    Blue and pink: la la la la, alal lal
    Charlie: enough with the singing already
    Blue: our first stop is over there charlie
    Charlie: oh god, what is that
    Blue: its a leopleuradon charlie
    Pink: a magincal leoplueradon
    Blue: its gunna guide our way to candy mountain
    Charlie: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain right?
    Blue: shaa the non-beleiver
    Pink: shaaa
    Blue: shaaaaaaaana
    Charlie: yeah
    Leopleuradon: (screech [long])
    Blue: it has spoken
    Pink, it has told us the wayyyy
    Charlie: it didnt say nething
    Blue: its just over this bridge charlie
    Pink: this magical bridge of hope and wonder
    Charlie: is ne1 else getting like covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldnt b on this thing
    Blue:charrrrrliiee ( 3 1/2x)
    Charlie: im rite here, wudda ya want
    Blue: were on a bridge charlieee… were heeere
    Charlie: Well wudda ya no, there actually is a candy mountain
    Blue: candy mountain, candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary goodness
    Pink: go inside the candy mountain cave charlie
    Blue: yeah charlie, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter
    Charlie: yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here
    Pink: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie

    C-a-n-d-y: ( music ) Oh when ur down and looking for sum cheering up, than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside, ull find urself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground, turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy cains imaginations runs so free, so now charlie plz will u go into the cave ( blows up )

    Charlie: alright fine, ill go into the freakin camdu cave, this ed better be good
    Pink and Blue: yahahahah
    Blue: goodbye charlie
    Pink: yeah, goodbye charlie
    Charlie: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here, hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting charlie)
    (wakes up) Charlie: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin kidney.

  15. Charlie 15.Feb.07 at 4:21 pm

    They took my figgn kidney OMG CHARLIE(me) ROCKS