how do you say ‘call me back motherfucker before i rip your spleen out with my bare hands’ to an answering machine?

i am pissed off and crabby. sitting here sick at work is not my idea of fun. not at all. but that’s not what’s making me pissed off and crabby. oh no! what’s making me pissed off and crabby is that i’m waiting for a call from a coworker so i can finish up a damn dirty project before i go home for my TWELVE DAY vacation.

see, after i talk to him i can just go work from home in the safe confines of my comfy green chair, clad only in pajama pants and a paul westerberg t-shirt. but NOOOOOOOoooOOOOO. i have to wait for this stupid call. i’m starting to feel a little bit like a stalker because i’ve called the guy at least 4 times since 9:30 this morning.

perhaps he’s avoiding my calls.

in other news i think maria, my cubemate is also getting sick. i feel slightly guilty. she’s begun sneezing and coughing and blowing her nose. i would feel more guilty if i thought she had contracted the germs yesterday when i started to get sick, but chances are she got the germs two days ago when we went out to lunch at kabobi, way back when i was healthy and not on my death bed.

you know, if i didn’t fully believe with my whole heart in the medicinal powers of the super chocolate delicious brownies sitting a mere foot away from me, i’d have totally killed someone by now.

in other news, i’ve decided that i totally, totally need an egg and muffin toaster for christmas.

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5 Comments

  1. Placemat 21.Dec.05 at 12:43 pm

    That toaster kicks ass!

    Enjoy your 12 days of X-Mas break.

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  2. jodi 21.Dec.05 at 1:15 pm

    placemat you think anyone got the ‘mats reference?

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  3. Placemat 21.Dec.05 at 1:32 pm

    Umm…no, most likely not.

    But I’m glad you try to teach your readers about romance.

    & Speaking of music, check out http://www.pandor.com

    For the ipodless (me), it’ll get your butt shaking at work.

    Hope Santa brings you everything on your list & that the new year brings romance, or at the very least an endless supply of diet cokes (with lime of coarse).

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  4. Charles 21.Dec.05 at 4:47 pm

    I got it.

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  5. lyndale 23.Dec.05 at 6:51 pm

    How dare you betray the red toaster in this manner. Oh now just because he doesn’t have an egg cooker he’s not good enough?

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