i woke this morning looking more than a little like the elephant man (sans penis). i thought maybe i had a stroke or something in the night. after carefully feeling around my face, i came to discover the source of my swelling was my teeth.
so i went to the dentist and i have some neglected, undetected, impacted, refracted, and generally icky teeth that have to come out, on friday.
i am nervous, believe it or not. getting knocked out kind of scares me. what if i don’t wake up?